Today the humaans took me (and Eric and Oscar) to the Vee Eee Tee. They make all sorts of cooing sounds along the way, but we’re not dumb – we know it means being tortured – having things stuck in us, up us and down us…and what do you mean I’M FAT.!!! Rubbish – I’m just big boned.
Anyway, I got my own back when Richard the Vee Eee Tee human tried to stick something down my throat.
Claws vs Skin – Claws win every time. Even when there was two humaans holding me down, and Richard tried to stick it down again – I became “..a whirling dervish…”…...ha ha haaa – that’ll learn ya.
DON’T MESS WITH THE GINGER NINJA
